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despookinator:

what if u could put ppl on vibrate like phones so instead of talking 2 u they would just shake

(Source: deluminator, via kattywhat)

tardis-mind-palace:

sometimes-cats:

Bohemian Rhapsody is no one’s favorite song, but also everyone’s favorite song. Like, when someone asks what your favorite song is you never say Bohemian Rhapsody but when it starts playing on the radio I am pretty sure you crank it up and belt out every single lyric and you don’t even care you’re so proud.

Schrodinger’s Rhapsody

(via ivealwayswantedtousethatspell)

I’m really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don’t care

(via amandasamermaid)

taggedbooty:

i really hope no one ever asks to borrow my laptop because i dont know how i would explain this 
forebidden:

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keepcalm-and-shred-on:

girlveins:

i think about this girl so much through out my day i hope shes happy 

I haven’t laughed this hard in a while
ivealwayswantedtousethatspell:

girljanitor:

overnight-shipping:

camerapits:

noobtheloser:

quotes-n-hoes:

This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.

Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section. 

Oh look.
It’s a flying fuck.
It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.

LITERALLY. A FLYING FUCK.

my favorite thing about art history is that it’s essentially nothing like people think it is.


I thought these were like old dildos

phobias:

avoiding hate like

image

(via jillyfishing)

morphine-and-cigarettes:

sad black and white blog, I follow back similar
morphine-and-cigarettes:

sad black and white blog, I follow back similar
the0notesking:

thatdudeemu:

Why she bussing it wide open for the ocean though?

Pop that pussy for Poseidon